Do you hate children? Never want any, ever and thus get annoyed when others parade their newborns around with an inability to see any of the outside world beyond the scope of their new offspring that they think you should be as interested and excited about as well? Or maybe you like the idea of reproducing in theory, but aren’t ready to harvest children of your own quite yet and so you take newborn obsession the way someone without a job takes 70% of their friends getting allegedly awesome new positions that they brag about all the time?
What if I told you, you could put on blinders that would make all the babies of your internet social circle disappear and turn them into things that *actually* matter and are important in life like cars, bacon and pets?
Once installed, when you surf through your feed, instead of this:
You’ll see this:
Just like magic. The process couldn’t be more simplez:
Hit that giant button down there and configure the extension.
Refresh Facebook. Any baby pics will now be cats.
Now you don’t have to look at all your friends’ annoying kids.
Not to mislead: I will not be using this. I’ve never minded peoples baby pics. i dont give a shit about 90% of what people post about their lives, so why would baby pictures be any worse? theyre much better, i think. at least its another life and thus something that could possibly matter or have any consequence to the world some day instead of statuses whining about getting slow bottle service at a club or pictures of whores using their ipads as a $500 coke mirror.