14th 05 - 2010 | 2 comments »

Justin Biebers hair: the root of all evil?

The Bieber hair bowl is a shameful but necessary cut for many young males. i myself desperately want one – and my hair is ALMOST at the appropriate length to make it possible! These are urges i fight every day.

“they want his mane but they wont say his name… im talking of course about Justin Bieber the 16 going on delicious pop star”… and people doubt that this is the best show on cable news?

Call it the Flip and Switch, the Flow, or the Twitch: the Bieber hairstyle — with sideswept bangs that end about an inch past where the Beatles snipped theirs off — is everywhere. Tim Urban wore it on “American Idol” before he was voted off in late April, and Miles Heizer wears it on the NBC show “Parenthood” to play a brooding teenager. The idea is that the front-combed bangs are so long that they must be flicked aside constantly with a whole lot of attitude.

The majority of boys in the sixth-grade class of Ms. Friedman’s son have the Bieber. “You can’t see any eyes,” she said, describing the scene at a school dance she chaperoned recently. “There are no eyes, and there’s a lot of flipping.”

Just last week, a boy who came to Cozy’s Cuts surreptitiously showed his stylist a picture of Justin Bieber on his camera and asked her to replicate the look. “He said, ‘That’s what I want — don’t tell my mom,’ ” said Ms. Friedman, whose three salons charge $29.95 for the cut.

-from the article Bangs Like Justin’s (but Don’t Say So), in the New York Times.. whose motto is “all the news that’s fit to print”…


21st 09 - 2009 | no comment »

Alison Brie is a cool chick

I just watched this Red Eye and she was great enough to make me investigate this Crazy Men show thing that I hear the kids talking about (something about Austin Powers, lots of sex and smoking?) and her new show Community. She’s one of the few in the business that I like to call “not a raging bitch ass shallow c*nt whore with no personality who should die”. I like her.


11th 12 - 2008 | no comment »

Gutfeld on Red Eye Blasts Olbermann’s ‘Homoerotic’ Obsession with O’Reilly


4th 07 - 2008 | no comment »

Rosie O’Donnell compares ‘The View’ to shower rape. and calls Coulter an “annoying bitch”


22nd 03 - 2008 | no comment »

Julie Banderas’ Secret

Fox News weekend anchor Julie Banderas reveals her true identity and double life as Eliot Spitzer’s whore.


27th 09 - 2007 | no comment »

Christine Lakin on Red Eye

Former child star from Step by Step, Christine Lakin, sits down with Greg and the gang to discuss her new movie The Game Plan.


10th 08 - 2007 | no comment »

The Smearing of Pat Tillman

Conspiracy theorists always see a conspiracy against the people they hate. How come they never suspect dastardly deeds against those they approve of I wonder… Greg Gutfeld on Fox’s Red Eye sums it up…


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