Lyrics:

I am Broadway Karkat.
That means I’m the boss
When you’re in my Livestream
My word is law.
You will listen when I give you my orders,
Or the mods tell you to shoosh
Break the rules, and I’ll banhammer you!

Please don’t RP here
It confuses me
It tends to clog the chatroom
Which we then must clear
How about you guys take my advice
And make things easier on me
Also, don’t use bold text
UNLESS YOU’RE ME!!
Or one of my mods

By the way…
Don’t even think about testing my mods
They will fuck your shit up nicely
If you even so much as step out of line
I’m just kidding, we’re not strict,
These are in place for safety
I’d really love it love if you’d keep them in mind

Please do not:
Make any lewd comments in the chatroom
Directed at one of the voice actors
That panty-throwing joke was not funny
Just calm your tits fangirls, we will answer soon

Yes, I do take requests
But unfortunately
I might not get to all of them
So don’t bother me
You are welcome to send me notes on Tumblr
Just limit requests to three
I’ll get to yours soon, probably

Yes, you may
Share links with us to show in the Livestream
I cannot garuntee I will show it
And if you’d like me to see your own blog
Just send me a message after we are done

The most important rule of my Livestream
Is for you nooksuckers to have fun
That’s why I set all my rules to music
So follow ‘em please, sit back, enjoy the show!

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BONUS: A barbershop rendition of “Go the Distance” from Hercules with some added verses:

Avatar/Pocahontas Mashup FINAL VERSION from Randy Szuch.