“This whole thing with Obama saying the rich don’t pay their taxes is fucking bullshit, and I voted for the guy and I’m a Democrat. What a fucking asshole,” -Jon Lovitz.

And then he got even better: “First they say … ‘You can do anything you want. Go for it.’ So then you go for it, and then you make it, and everyone’s like, ‘Fuck you,’” Lovitz said. “[Obama] is the perfect example. He’s amazing. He had nothing … and the guy ends up being at Harvard. He’s the president of the United States. And now he’s like, ‘Fuck me and everybody who made it like me.’”

I’ll find out whom his partner on stage was before I publish this post, but at the time, I’m not sure of anything except that he’s a terrible performer and kindov a douche. Actually, I feel bad saying that because I suspect from the sound of the voice that it is Kevin Smith and its hard not to like Kevin Smith. But whomever it is – they’re awful. ZERO improv skills and general plain douchery. That was what I paid the most attention to. What Lovitz is saying is just what I’ve been saying for years. But his stage-mate had nothing to add to either the commentary or performance. Unforgivable.

Proper response to this situation:
Agree with Lovitz? Cool. say so and why. “Yes, and” rules of improving.
Disagree with Lovitz? Cool. say so and why. “Yes, and” rules of improving if you have talent (trickier to do when disagreeing) but if you dont then no worries – just butt heads. clash. Tell him HE’S the asshole or whatever it is you think. do SOMEthing for Christ sake.
Uncomfortable with the topic or don’t have anything to say? “Yes, and” rules of improving by going on a tangent or springboarding into more familiar territory.

What happened was none of the above. Instead, the dude just blandly naysays with no jokes, no substance, no anything to offer the performance or his partner at all. He just tries to get Lovitz to stop talking with snide tactics that dumbass teenage girls use like “are you done?”.

UPDATE: It is indeed Kevin Smith. God dammit…

Lovitz also criticized Smith for “masquerading as a 99 percenter” — a reference to the Occupy Wall Street movement that the director said he supports.

Later on in the podcast when Lovitz’s diatribe against Obama really started to heat up, Smith suggested that the government would come and shut down the podcast.

“They’re gonna come in and shut this place down, man. They’re gonna be like: ‘We heard the fourth fucking episode. You won’t leave Obama alone.’ This is an election year, man … they’re gonna come in and make an example of you, man,” Smith said. “The government can do that. They can take your shit away.”

As Smith goaded Lotivz, the lights in the theater abruptly turned off. Smith said, “Whoa, what the fuck happened? Oooh. The government’s here. They turned the lights off!”

If you missed Obama’s State of the Union speech last night – dont worry! It was no different than the ones he gave the last 2 years.

Step 1: Copy & Paste.
Step 2: add some current references so the masses dont get suspicious.
Step 3: win re-election for your soaring rhetoric on “hope and change”

It was also the 3rd year in a row that it was written at an 8th grade level.

The vast majority of State of the Union speeches were delivered in writing prior to FDR.

Each of Obama’s three addresses are among only seven of 70 in the modern era that were written shy of a 9th grade level, and among the six that have averaged less than 17 words per sentence.

Obama’s 2012 and 2010 addresses averaged 16.6 words per sentence with his 2011 address coming in at 16.8.

Other low-scoring addresses on the Flesch-Kincaid scale over the decades are George H.W. Bush’s 1992 address, Harry Truman’s 1951 and 1952 addresses, and Lyndon Johnson’s 1965 address.

Obama’s speeches are a continuation of a general pattern that finds as State of the Union Addresses have perhaps become more and more political, they have been written more and more simplistically.

With three addresses under his belt, President Obama has the lowest average Flesch-Kincaid score for State of the Union addresses of any modern president. Obama’s average grade-level score of 8.4 is more than two grades lower than the 10.7 grade average for the other 67 addresses written by his 12 predecessors.

Then again, with such accomplishments, who needs fancy language in your speeches?

But my prediction remains: It won’t matter. Obama will be all smiles and everyone will love him in 2012 just as much as they have the past 3 years.

As the video explains: Wars are not the problem. Don’t believe the Ron Paul and hippie hype on that. The Iraq war counts for less than 8% of the federal debt. The problem is entitlement spending.

President Obama uses our tax money the way I use my parents credit card in the Justin Bieber aisle of Toys R Us: spending someone elses money on shit you don’t need to extents that those other people can’t afford…

Here is an easy way to understand what is going on with the nations debt problem:

When it’s put that frankly, it’s kinda hard to see how anyone thinks this is okay, let alone the people leading the nation and making these decisions…

Mitt Romney gets it:

Our country cannot continue on the same borrowing and spending approach to government. I believe that we have a moral responsibility to be fiscally responsible so that we do not leave future generations with massive debt.

Barack Obama unfortunately does not: Obama administration to seek $1.2 trillion debt ceiling increase.

Oh, good idea – spend even MORE to get out of debt. Ludicrous…

It’s not that Obama is a “socialist” in the popular mindset sense of the word, and that is why it is wrong for you Tea Party people to go throwing around the term. He’s not a socialist in the way Americans think of socialism (where Government owns all commerce), he’s just a “real life” socialist in that his policies don’t differ from existing socialist parties found elsewhere in the world.

I’ve played the “get the fuck out of my yard card” before. Also, the race Genie delivers a joke about “Jew-noses” that the Daily Show audience didn’t catch too.

Definitely the best part is when Mika puts a politically correct disclaimer out there saying she doesn’t want to judge Michael Pfleger or Trinity church cuz she’s white and Tucker doesnt miss a beat without saying “I do” and that it has nothing to do with “black or what” you dummy (my words), it has to do with hatred.