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Census Milkshakes

richard — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 07:54:45 +0000

unexpected!

Jewel goes undercover for FunnyOrDie

richard — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 00:38:46 +0000

Undercover Karaoke with Jewel from Jewel

Jewel, disguised as a mild mannered businesswoman, drops by a local karaoke bar and performs some of her classic songs to a completely dumbfounded audience. the only thing i hate about it is that they don’t appear to publicly reveal that Karen is Jewel. wtf? so this chick comes out and sings and everyone is like wow and then for no explained reason they just announce Jewel and SHE comes out and sings (without the disguise) and everyone is like wow. eh… isn’t the whole funny part reliant on everyone finding out that Karen was really Jewel? only one reaction shot. lame. but I love the idea. still worth watching.

Patrick Kennedy, Motivational Speaker

richard — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:52:03 +0000

Patrick Kennedy (D-Rhode Island), the son of the late Ted Kennedy went a tad nuts while speaking in support of a resolution sponsored by Rep. Dennis Kucinich, D-Ohio, to withdraw U.S. troops from Afghanistan within 30 days. Kennedy accused the media of ignoring the war and obsessing over the “tickle fight” scandal that forced Rep. Eric Massa, D-N.Y., to quit. He also sounded a lot like Chris Farley…

As others have pointed out, there hasn’t been anything close to a press blackout on Afghanistan recently, and sorry, but the Massa thing was provocative and legitimate news. Listen to Massa recap it in the clip below:

UPDATE: SNL does a “Really??” Segment on Massa:

Moron says McCain ad is racist for having white girls in it, and purposely injected “phallic symbols” (also known as “buildings of the places Obama was speaking at” – and the guy doesn’t even get THOSE right)

richard — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:18:02 +0000

Little commentary needed for this one, except that if you do as he says and “look at it again”, you’ll see he gets BOTH monuments wrong in the ad. It’s not the Washington monument or the leaning tower of Pisa. What a maroon…

I’ve played the “get the fuck out of my yard card” before. Also, the race Genie delivers a joke about “Jew-noses” that the Daily Show audience didn’t catch too.

Not your average Super Hero

richard — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:21:52 +0000

This cracks me up.

Obviously a sign promoting the upcoming Will Smith movie Hancock, in which he plays – well, ok, nevermind. I’m ruining it by explaining it. Just enjoy. =)

Update: Apparently the movie had a crossover with the Dark Knight?…

Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

richard — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:50:17 +0000

With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress. (satire from the Onion)

O’Reilly’s Inside Edition Angerblast Remixed

richard — Thu, 15 May 2008 01:23:30 +0000

I love it only a tiny hair’s less than the original.

Stephen Colbert’s response:

Behind the scene’s at the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair shoot

richard — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:07:22 +0000

Vanity Fair released this behind the scenes’ featurette of the shoot:

Then the real unedited version of it:

BONUS slideshow:

and PS if you have no idea wtf these videos are about, here’s the Today Show on it:

Julie Banderas’ Secret

richard — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:10:10 +0000

Fox News weekend anchor Julie Banderas reveals her true identity and double life as Eliot Spitzer’s whore.

The Onion: Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Death As A Positive

richard — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:26:07 +0000

White House Press Secretary Ted Barrett deflects questions about the gruesome car wreck that killed his wife, instead focusing on the President’s agenda. The premise and concept is marvelous. It made me LOL.
For those new to the Onion: it is satire. this is not real…