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16 and Pregnant is still hilarious

richard — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:39:48 +0000

I really need to watch more of this show. for the good of the country, or something.

Octomom poses topless

richard — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:44:35 +0000

Nadya Suleman, mother of 14, but most famously for having 8 at one time, has lost the babie[s] fat and is now… well. not a giant veiny bubble of Yikes. I’ve been saying that she’s doubtless to have endless male suiters, as all famous chicks, regardless of looks are – and she admits it in the magazine she did this thing for. She’s 36. the Octups were born in 2009. she says she does 50 sit ups a day (lol. thats all i do too. i officially have the same workout plan as the Octo-mom) and runs 40 miles a week (my Nike shoe button that communicates with the Nike app on the iPhone broke so idk how many miles i run anymore) but she wont date until the 8 monsters she harvested in her body are 18. Anyway – back to the part about her being topless (hand-bra topless, that is. sorry to disappoint. but you dont want to see those dinner plate sized areolas anyway. trust me).

So, remember this?

It looks like this now…

I thought you should know…

Crazy Celebrity Prenups

richard — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 20:11:46 +0000

Justin Timberlake and Lamar Odom reportedly have to “pay if they stray” and Katie Holmes’ prenup supposedly gets her $3 million per year of marriage after a divorce up until 11 years when the new rule is half of Tom Cruises Everything.

The weirdest one: Khloe Kardashian would get 2 season courtside Lakers tickets if her and Odom divorce. I’m told Odom plays for that team, so that means she would be taking a date to her ex-husbands games with good seating right near the hockey rink or whatever (Lakes to hockey – that’s a reasonable connection, right?).

The most awesome one: Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson aren’t together anymore but when they were and there was proposal buzz, the rumor was that Romo wanted a clause stipulating that if Simpson gained weight above 135 pounds, she’d pay him $500,000.

Via my friend Meghan:

She was already above 135 when she was with him! I hate how much girls lie about their weight. Especially when it’s celebrities. Because it makes normal girls feel fatter. Like Jennifer Hudson saying she was a 2 (or actually I think it was a 4)? More like an 8… nevertheless, she looked great! But when I was 95 lbs. I could fit into a 2 in some clothes! And she definitely was (is) NOT 1 size bigger than me!

Tom Cruise has Katie Holmes so messed up with Scientology now that I’m sure she wouldn’t dare leave. I don’t know how Justin Timberlake is going to stay faithful, lol. (Well, he won’t. He’ll just be sneaky enough and even if he isn’t, Jessica Biel will take him back since she has no backbone.)

and MissAshleyPants adds to that: Sleazy guy reply to Megz: “I’d like to give *Biel* a good backboning!”

Sports Club congratulates Kardashian on divorce

richard — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 03:04:57 +0000

At first I was like waaaa? but then I remembered who Kim Kardashian is and that she ended a marriage after a really short time and then I was all “aaahhhh, you clever thing yewww”.

Seriously though: she should join the gym and lose about 64% of that ridiculous ass.

Also, there’s this:

UPDATE: Here’s another ad that mentions the divorce:

Val Kilmer

richard — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 00:49:16 +0000

REASON 9thousand why I’ve decided not to get old…

Miley gets Photo-Belly-bombed

richard — Mon, 16 May 2011 06:49:02 +0000

Check out this picture and what do you see?
Nothin but lil ole Miley Cyrus at the beach right?

Then you scroll down and see the people who commented on the picture…

Fit4Less Billboard

richard — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 21:40:07 +0000

haaaaa

Drew Carey is becoming Mr Six

richard — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 08:43:33 +0000

Drew Carey has lost 80 pounds. whoah. This Drew (from January, courtesy of the Huffington Post) is on a vacation (i wonder if he’ll come back):

The new Drew:

A friend added this excellent observation: here is a computer rendering of what he might look like in another 10 years

And for the record, I am a fan of both Drew Carey AND Mr Six – except for when he talks. I hate that.

UPDATE: Someone reminded me that this photo of him when he was a Marine exists so I’m posting it as well:

John Goodman has cleaned himself up

richard — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 16:08:10 +0000

Nah damn, that sure is a makeover. Good for Goodman. Good man, Goodman? no, that’s too much. I regret that.

Here he is talking about his weight patterns to Letterman:

a frightening cautionary tale however:

Best cereal product ever

richard — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 04:13:18 +0000

Isn’t this exactly what we were being warned about in WALL-E?….