Ever since I heard Nellie, the Filipino mother of my older friend JohnJohn, explain to me that Pee Wee Herman got arrested because he “got caught wiggling his weenie in public” (to which JohnJohn scolded her for using such graphic language), I was outraged not at the arrest but at the lack of defense by Pee Wee. An explanation at LEAST, please. but no. no word from the Herman camp.
Reubans says on his defense: “Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her non-dominant hand,”… “I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn’t have been me.”
On the late night comedians making fun of his arrest: I get that it’s their job, but I had already said the allegations weren’t true and felt I deserved the benefit of the doubt from them. Make a joke about me but also just say, ‘By the way, he’s been a friend of our show for many years.’ I was shocked people would kick me when I was down.”
And then he tells this amusing story of embarrassment: Two years ago I was on a flight back to L.A. from the East Coast and it was one of those newer planes where every seat is equipped with its own little live satellite television screen. … I look over to the bulkhead one row in front of me, and I see a TV monitor there showing my mug shot, which then morphs into a picture of Pee-wee,” Reubens added. “And I realize, ‘Oh my God, they’re showing my E! True Hollywood Story—live!—to every seat in this airplane.’ I felt as though I was going to have to jump off the plane.”
Long-running Nickelodeon animated series “The Fairly OddParents” will detour into a live-action TV movie for the cabler in 2011, starring Drake Bell, Jason Alexander and Cheryl Hines.
“A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner” takes the show’s 10-year-old main character and reimagines him as a 23-year-old (played by Bell of Nick’s “Drake & Josh”) who is clinging to childhood and his fairy godparents. Alexander and Hines, last seen together on “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” play the live-action version of godparents Cosmo and Wanda, who are voiced by Daran Norris and Susanne Blakeslee in their animated version.
Garfield. Curious George. Whats next? a Babbar movie? oh Christ…
Here’s a “blooper reel” of the Fairly Odd Parents, Pixar style. Watch and ask yourself why Alexander when Chris Kattan is so more the obvious choice.
Kendall Jenner, dons a string bikini, mesh cover-up and heavy eye makeup for an ad. Who? what? She’s Kim and Khloe Kardashian’s half-sister. Kourtney Kardashian says on her blog of her little sister’s bikini shoot “All I can say is wow! I just received Kendall’s final shots from a shoot she did last week with one of our favorite photographers, Nick Saglimbeni, and I am speechless. She looks amazing!! So proud of you, Kendall.”
The punchline to these is that Kendall Jenner is 14 years old. Her sister Kylie is 12, so i guess it’s only a few more years for that one to be in this stuff too.
I’m totally neutral on this. I’m not outraged or turned on by it. She’s got too much of a round face for me (although that last picture has more of the Richard-type jawline that i’m into so she might grow into my standards) to giggidy over and she’s too physically mature for there to be anything shocking or offensive about it. I just think it’s mildly amusing.
UPDATE: she does kinda look like big K (Kim Kardashian). if she can avoid that Kardash extra padding, she’ll be the hottest one of the bunch (when she approaches an appropriate age for one to make such… a comment of course. like. 16ish).
? Li-Lo, Li-Lo, it’s off to jail you go… ?Lindsay Lohan is facing three months behind bars after she violated her 3-year-long probation on a drunk driving charge. In 2007 the actress pleaded guilty to misdemeanor drug charges and three driving charges and spent 84 minutes in prison before her release. A judge in California said Lohan had failed to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes. The actress burst into tears as the verdict was announced. The surrender date is July 20, 2010.
Good for you Judge Judy lady judge… it’s so bizarre to see Lohans defense of why she didn’t comply with the loose terms of her probation because “i was working” and “with children” no less. then when the ruling is read she does the whole “are you serious??” shock reaction. jail?? for breaking the law that was placed on me after i was allowed to not go to jail after breaking the law?? omfg!!!11. on the other hand though, i think its really fkked up that news cameras are allowed in the court room. seems like a big invasion of privacy (says the guy who embeds the video directly the below this sentence)…
not enough for you? here’s the extended footage. 11 minutes of…yikesness…
An emotional Betty White remembers her friends… In an exclusive Nightline interview, actress Betty White, 88, opens up about Rue McClanahan‘s recent passing and shares how it feels to be the last Golden Girl standing. “It’s so ironic, because I was the oldest of all four of them. Isn’t that silly?” she says tearfully. “I’m the survivor.”
Bless her heart for answering the retarded opening question “did you ever think you’d be the last Golden Girl” with a genuine answer instead of pointing out its stupidity by saying “yes bitch, I thought about it all the time. every day I walked on set I was like ‘ooo, ima outlive ALL you muh-fkkers, lol’”
It’s going to be a sad day in Richardland when she leaves us as well…
this isnt gross cuz im not saying i wanna f#ck him or anything, but Jaden Smith (the new Karate Kid) is just flippin gorgeous, amirite? course im fkking right. that kids got all the right features. I’m not being gay about it, don’t be gross. he’s like 8 years old. if i were gonna go gay for an 8 year old, we all know it would be Justin Bieber.
Idk wtf a “Paramore” is (sounds like something you need to win a card game) or who the hell Haley Williams is, but i DID just find out the song she sings is a song, excatly 1 day ago. I’ve been wondering why so many (always female) on Facebook, Twitter and Myspace have been posting this stupid crap as a status: “Can we pretend that airplanes, In the night sky, Are like shooting stars. I could really use a wish right now”. I finally Googled it yesterday after realizing it must be a song (cuz that’s how females on these sites express themselves: through song lyrics. seriously.. you think im joking.. thats 90% of their posts). The song is posted at the end. The reason I’m writing a post about someone I’ve never heard of is because the first time I saw her today, she had her boobs out. That deserves a little richardland attench.
A topless photo of the flame-haired Paramore frontwoman staring seductively into the camera was tweeted out to her 600,000+ followers on Twitter late today (May 27). There’s no telling how it got there — perhaps her phone was hacked, or she simply uploaded the wrong photo, or she meant to send it in a direct message — but the photo was quickly deleted. But not before getting over 5,000 views. Most of the comments on the naughty shot were from puzzled fans, many simply saying, “WTF,” “OMG,” or “R U Crazy!?”
Evidently she later tweeted that she got hacked. I doubt it. Maybe it was an accident, but my suspicion says more so that it’s a publicity stunt. and I’ve never said that before. I’m always against the crowd that thinks every mistake was done on purpose as a stunt because I (being such a powerful and influential Hollywood industry insider) I know how those things are REALLY crafted and REALLY pulled off. this is fishy, although I can’t be 100% cuz I would think she would take a more flattering boob shot. Even the amateurs that email me their racks on a daily basis know how to do it: standing up taking a picture of yourself in the mirror. Everyone knows thats how its done. sooo… wtf? I call BS.
