I dont understand why women feel such a need to be so bossy on this issue. Maybe you prefer a pump. so use it. why do breast feeders think they need to crusade against people using alternate methods than their preferred one to feed their damn baby? straight from the tit, pumped to a bottle, synthetic formula – who the hell cares? the claims over each ones superiority are so overblown and inaccurately stated that its ridiculous. Dont new moms have enough stress to worry about? I see no need for anyone harassing them or delivering a guilt trip over which perfectly acceptable method they use to nourish their child.

“To me, the whole point of a magazine cover is to get your attention,” says Rick Stengel, Time‘s managing editor. “From the moment that we started talking about this story as a cover possibility, it was like I couldn’t get out of the meetings. There was so much opinion and passion about it and discussion. What that told me is, boy, this is a story that people care a lot about.”

This is amusing, but no one actually thinks that Obama is checking his iPhone on Air Force One to see the latest sideboob who knows anything about celebrity Twitter handlers except for Buzzfeed.com who says “So there you have it: our President (or, perhaps, a young person on his staff) enjoys a little bit of side boob action. And at the end of the day, I ask: don’t we all?”.

That’s cute and all, but it’s not likely the answer for this. It’s highly doubtful that anyone on the Presidents staff actually logged into the account, searched for boobs on Twitter and followed this profile. It’s just a sloppy “random follow” spam technique that the account managers of famous or wannabe famous people use to be a bigger power-player in the Twitterverse algorithms and get more followers. Tom Cruise “follows” me on Twitter (@AwesomestGuyEVR, btw) and we haven’t hung out in years, so I know he’s not actually reading anything I Tweet (but I stay away from anything Scientology related, just in case).

I don’t know how Roosegaarde imagines this being used in the real world, but I think of it as a challenge to undress a girl by talking to her. She’s wearing a giant mood ring that lets you see her boobs if you make a good first impression. Win. Roosegaarde doesnt say anything nearly as interesting about the project though. He just says stuff like how it is “exploring the relation between intimacy and technology.” – yawn.

The dress responds when the person under it gets excited or embarrassed. A jackpot for men like me but – Of course – chicks rely on you not knowing what theyre thinking for use as leverage and manipulation, thus this would have no use for them beyond the novelty of women who want their men to know when theyre hot for them (or the 21 yr old barista who just winked at her as he handed over that mocha frap like a boss).

So, remember this?

It looks like this now…

I thought you should know…

Titled Concepts In Aesthetic Breast Dimensions: Analysis Of The Ideal Breast, Mallucci’s study analysed the breasts of 100 topless models and came up with this.

‘We used computer measuring tools to examine the dimensions and proportions of each pair of breasts, identifying four features common to all of them,’ he explains.
The features analysed were the dimensions of the upper and lower pole, medical terms that describe the areas above and below the nipple; plus the angle at which the nipple points and the slope of the upper pole.

‘The study revealed that in all cases the nipple ‘‘meridian’’ – the horizontal line drawn at the level of the nipple – lay at a point where, on average, the proportion of the breast above it represented 45 per cent of overall volume of the breast and below it 55 per cent.
‘In the majority of cases the upper pole was either straight or concave, and the nipple was pointing skywards at an average angle of 20 degrees. In all cases the breasts demonstrated a tight convex lower pole – a neat but voluminous curve.

‘For the second part of the study I analysed images of the breasts of ordinary women pre- and post- implant surgery to establish whether, if a breast deviates from these measurements, it becomes less attractive. And the answer is that it does, regardless of size.’

For the first time plastic surgeons now have a powerful visual imagery of the proportions that make a breast attractive. ‘Now we can show women images to highlight shape and form that will actually give them what they want,’ says Mallucci.

But seriously though…I haven’t been up on the Taylor Momsen news and don’t know what she is in or doing now but the gothy punk look makes me guess music of some kind? I’m not gonna google it. I dont wanna know.

UPDATE: I just found out that yes, she does music (also stars on Gossip Girl), she doesn’t turn 18 until next month and evidently she’s started this gimmick of taping her nipples and flashing her audience….oooookay….

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

A topless photo of the flame-haired Paramore frontwoman staring seductively into the camera was tweeted out to her 600,000+ followers on Twitter late today (May 27). There’s no telling how it got there — perhaps her phone was hacked, or she simply uploaded the wrong photo, or she meant to send it in a direct message — but the photo was quickly deleted. But not before getting over 5,000 views. Most of the comments on the naughty shot were from puzzled fans, many simply saying, “WTF,” “OMG,” or “R U Crazy!?”

(yes, yes, I’m linking to the uncensored picture for your nude celebrity research needs)

Evidently she later tweeted that she got hacked. I doubt it. Maybe it was an accident, but my suspicion says more so that it’s a publicity stunt. and I’ve never said that before. I’m always against the crowd that thinks every mistake was done on purpose as a stunt because I (being such a powerful and influential Hollywood industry insider) I know how those things are REALLY crafted and REALLY pulled off. this is fishy, although I can’t be 100% cuz I would think she would take a more flattering boob shot. Even the amateurs that email me their racks on a daily basis know how to do it: standing up taking a picture of yourself in the mirror. Everyone knows thats how its done. sooo… wtf? I call BS.