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richard — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 19:22:42 +0000

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Jeans ad attracts attention to your butt

richard — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:58:44 +0000

Wear their sexy jeans and get your ass noticed? meh

Starving at the Playground

richard — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:00:39 +0000

I guess this ad is creative or something but to me it just rings a loud “no shit”. It’s asking “Would you care more if it happened on you’re own doorstep?” and…duh. We literally wouldn’t be able to function if we absorbed all the pain and horror of every sick and dying child across the globe. wtf? No shit things impact us more when we’re in closer proximity to it.

But on the other side: it’s a cool photoshopping of a skeletal kid in an urban playground, so I guess that’s cool enough for a post…

Sasha Grey poses naked to remind you to spay and neuter your pets

richard — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:22:43 +0000

“Too much sex can be a bad thing” – take it from someone who has it for a living. Wait, what? Is famous porn star Sasha Grey saying sex is bad? Has she had her tubes tied? I don’t get it. But I don’t think there’s anything to “get” other than the PETA line of “use nudity to get attention”, which almost always works. So…like… make your pet incapable of reproducing because a naked porn star told you so.

um…ok?

Nude Food Advertisement

richard — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 05:47:42 +0000

I just can’t tell if it’s a meta-subliminal or if it really wasn’t intentional… no way it’s the latter, right?.. I think?

Sleeping with their past

richard — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 00:56:47 +0000

This New Years, be mindful before making the big strip with that random ho…

Without Ketchup, your food is cardboard

richard — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:09:49 +0000

I like my food nice and plain and find the natural flavors so delicious that all they stand to benefit from is salt which only enhances the existing flavor. Thus I resent the implications of this Heinz ketchup ad but… it’s still cool lookin.

Can’t hide from the publics eye

richard — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 22:33:19 +0000

Creative Public Interest ad - Your tips help expose criminals

Keep your hands clean

richard — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:42:14 +0000

Wait, wtf??…

ohhh… they mean “you can’t go out because you’re sick so stop the further spread of your germs by using Purell”. not.. the other thing.

for a more intentional sexual reference, see this ad for “sexier knees” lotion:

McDonalds Large Coffee Advert

richard — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 01:51:38 +0000

That’s a large ass coffee…