I’m still waiting for the motion detector rain shower I invented in 1998 after seeing that weird scene in The Truman Show where it rains only on Truman and follows him as he walks around, but I would settle for some of these others in the mean time until I can either build one or someone steals the idea before then.
Imagine a ceiling of holes in a large square of the bathroom and wherever you walk, your shower comes with you. Like this except that thing I just described:
While waiting for this though, there are still other super cool options that will all be useless to me since 60% of my shower time is spent like this:
-Theres what i’m calling the hourglass-head:
and for places with too much water, theres the waterfall shower.. omgz
Most useful is this rendering of my long time idea to have a bedroom overlook an indoor pool that is accessible via bedroom water-slide:
So the concept is that you wake up but dont want to creep into a shower so instead you just roll out of bed, into your bath-schute and into the 90 degree-constant tub thats actually a mini-pool – wake up a little, THEN shower if needed and bama-lamma-glurp-derp – you’re gold like Ponyboy.
UPDATE: of course, for an authentically nature-inspired shower, one can always turn to nature itself…