M.I.T. Invention now allows pourable ketchup

Getting ketchup out of a bottle used to mean slamming the glass with your palm to dislodge it enough to create a downward flow -OR- accepting the fart noises as you sqeeze a plastic bottle through a plastic anus onto your dead ground up cow or scrambled chicken pre-fetus. Well, NO MORE, friends! The brains at M.I.T. have figured out that ketchup pouring can be as simple as spraying PAM inside the bottle. Check out this insanity (no, this is NOT computer generated!):

Via engadget:

Instead of karate-chopping the 57 logo on the bottle’s neck, a super-non-stick coating is sprayed on the inside of its glass container. It’s so good that even highly viscous liquids like ketchup and mayonnaise roll out of the bottle and onto your dinner as if it was water. All the chemicals used are already FDA approved, meaning that it’s already safe to be used in food production. If adopted, it’d save around one million tons of trapped sauce from being wasted every year.

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