Heartbreak: Meghan McCain is ‘strictly dickly’

In one of her 20 Questions with Playboy, Meghan McCain, the MSNBC contributor daughter of Senator John McCain put to rest rumors which no one started, that she might be a lesbian.

I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly dickly. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men.

Since there was never any “Psst: Meghan McCain loves snatch. pass it on!” whispers anywhere, this was either a successful attention-grab to get people like me to advertise that Meghan McCain likes dick -OR- it’s a polite way for her to turn down Rachel Maddows advances without having to specifically bring it up. Further context in the interview makes that Maddow joke go from “lol” to “L-oh-shit…”. there’s evidence, dude… just sayin…

PLAYBOY: So we shouldn’t read anything into your vocal support of same-sex marriage and the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell” or how much you love Rachel Maddow and hang out with Tila Tequila?

MCCAIN: Honey, you’re nobody unless you have a gay rumor about you. I’ve been hit on by women from time to time, and it might simplify my life if I were gay, but no. Rachel and Tila are just great people. For me, it’s an issue of civil rights. Who people want to sleep with and who they want to love should not have anything to do with government politics at all. And if you see me in a gay bar, it’s only because they play the best music and my gay friends like to dance. Gay guys love me. It’s the big boobs and blonde hair.