Classy…. If urine trouble cuz you have a test coming up and dont want to do a piss-poor job – there is a product out there for you. Obviously it can’t be sold as a way to cheat on drug tests, however, so instead it becomes labeled as a sexual utility.
I just wanted to log away that in the early 21st century, there started the manufacture of packaged piss for the purpose of deceiving your employer about drugs you agreed not to take in order to work there and was then sold with the excuse of being made for people who get sexually aroused by getting peed on. :l ….

“Toll free telephone support available inside”.
:l
UPDATE: I’ve been reminded that this exists…